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11 Mistakes every woman should make November 22, 2007

Filed under: Blah — eternally pink @ 8:30 am

at least once - and preferably soon! Taken from Glamour magazine August 2002 issue.

  1. Having a big lunch before shopping for jeans. You’ll buy for the body you have — not one that never eats, sits or exhales.
  2. Not checking in with work while you’re on vacation. P.S. Don’t feel deflated when the office doesn’t burn down in your absence.
  3. Talking to a stranger. Especially if he’s hot.
  4. Completely losing it. A well-timed hissy can be more effective than “please” and “thank you”.
  5. Buying on impulse. Impulse is 90% instinct, and yours are generally good.
  6. Rambling on in front of a new guy. If he thinks you’re adorable when you’ve forgotten your point, it’s a sign that he’s smitten.
  7. “Forgetting” your cell phone. Imagine… giving the world around you your undivided attention!
  8. Wimping out. Opting not to bungee jump or sky dive or otherwise behave like you’re on Fear Factor shows a healthy self-preservation instinct.
  9. Having unsafe sex - the emotionally vulnerable variety, not the condom-free kind.
  10. Making a fool of yourself in public. Wear a big foam finger at a ball game, or belt out “I’ve Gotta Be Me” at a karaoke bar. The joy of it will make up for any embarrassment a million times over.
  11. Ignoring the old saying about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. Your enemies don’t like you; keep them far away. But friends - who can have too many?

I was initially looking for the 100% guilt-free page but for this issue it wasn’t there but I found this one instead - goody! Hehe ;)

 

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